i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
my preferred pronoun is ‘motherfucker’
yeah but what the fuck’s up with people thinking that converse are appropriate shoes to wear formal clothes
three words and i’m yours
*whispers* fall out boy
my chemical romance
all time lowpierce the veil
panic! atthe disco
green day tickets
i am satan
one of these things isnt like the other
yeath “atthe” isn’t even a word wtf
This is… HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THIS?!
good looking 13 year olds
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
Jacob’s Well - Wimberley, Texas
hey kids let’s all go jump into the pits of hell
This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
People have actually died in Jacob’s Well, but not just from jumping, you’re too buoyant to really go down far.
But Jacob’s Well draws a lot of scuba divers, and some of them have gotten lost and run out of air. Some of the bodies have never even been found, because the underground river that feeds Jacob’s Well is so complex. I find that terrifying.
But pardon me for a second because LOOK IT’S MY HOMETOWN ON TUMBLR HEY
that’s cool but let’s be real here, that looks like a giant sting ray
A little note from Alexander Gould, who played a psychopathic character on Weeds (and who was also Nemo), from his instagram.
I think it’s one of the most powerful messages about a person’s identity to date. I’m glad to know this guy and be his friend.
if you wear these to school your guaranteed to make lots of new friends
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.
You will be happy
You are happy
You were happy
You will be wumbo
You are wumbo
You were wumbo
The study of wumbology
IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB